There's a Reason They Call Me 'Clatters'

I am a HUGE clutz. There's a hanging plant outside the front door. It's been there since probably April. I just nailed it big time with my head. I actually have a headache from it! Sadly, this isn't the only time I've run into it...

As I was walking into the house and closing the door, I somehow clipped my heel. It's not just a skin abrasion. There is a good chunk of skin missing.

I fall down stairs. I fall up stairs. I run into walls, doors, people and vehicles. I stubbed my toe bad enough the other day that it bled. I've dropped Lucas a good number of times when he was smaller. I've dropped glasses, plates, platters of food and expensive pieces of lab equipment. I trip over absolute nothingness.

Hello, my name is Colleen and I am a clutz.