I was attacked by a squirrel today. TWICE!
I was out walking, rounded the corner and saw the squirrel. No big thing, till it started eye-balling me. I looked at it and the squirrel lunged at me! I screamed and jumped away. Then it came at me again! I screamed again and jumped into the street. I ran across the street fearing for my...ankles. I got the last word though. As I ran I trash talked at the squirrel.
On the way back home I had to walk by the same tree where the squirrel was. Before I came up to it I scanned the ground and I scanned the branches. Squirrely McMeany was nowhere to be seen and I got home safely.
The End.
2 comments:
I had no idea squirrels were so, vicious. One squirrel actually ran into my friend's leg while she was walking...talk about not watching where you are going.
Oh, and that kid (your nephew) is super cute:)
"I have squirrel issues" -> you have issues .
ha!
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